Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...