How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...