Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...