Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...