A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...