Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick