Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!