Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...