What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...