The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.