A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.