Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...