Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strong Britain
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Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...