Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...