Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...