What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...