Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.