Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...