Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...