Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...