At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...