If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)