Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...