Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...