The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...