Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...