Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...