Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...