He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...