What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Emersom
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