Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...