Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...