Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...