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A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...