Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...