Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...