OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...