The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...