Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...