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A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Santa’s Helpers?
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Whatever you want it to be
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God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...