Mother Knows Best
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On Divorce
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Solve Indian puzzles
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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
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The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
I like monkeys
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Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...