The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob