Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!