Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...