Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Thankful he’s drunk
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What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
chameleon’s motto
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Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...