Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!