Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...