Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...