No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...