Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...