Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...